Lorena and John Wayne Bobbit are one of the 90’s couples that you’ll never forget.  For those that need a refresher, here’s the Cliff’s Notes version:

• John came home drunk
• John forced Lorena to have sex with him
• Lorena went to get a drink, noticed butcher knife in kitchen
• Lorena took knife into bedroom, cut off half of sleeping John’s shlong
• Lorena freaked out, went for a ride, threw John’s better half into a field
• Doctor’s re-attached John’s sliced dong
• John and Lorena got divorced

Something a lot of people don’t know is how John attempted to capitalize on his newfound fame.  Like any other man with a famous penis, he starred in multiple porno flicks, each being a copywriter’s slam dunk naming.

John Wayne Bobbit:  Uncut

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