Best-Selling Girl Group of All Time?
That’s right. Baby, Posh, Sporty, Naughty, Crappy & Sleepy were - and continue to be - the best-selling girl group of all time.
Granted, there hasn’t been a ton of competition in recent years (Danity Kane, anyone?) & if Beyonce hadn’t ditched the other two, they would have given those Brits a run for their money.
In the meantime, I’m sure all you “reallyreallywant” is an update on those alleged “singers”. It’s your lucky day.
THE SPICE GIRLS
Posh
There’s nothing I can tell you that you haven’t seen on the cover of “US”. Net-net: she married well. And air brushing is her friend.
Emma “Baby” Button
According to her fansite, she just got back from a trip to Orlando. Woo!
Melanie “Sporty” Chilsom
She tried her hand at white girl rapping, but unfortunately for “Mel C”, Lily Allen beat her to the punch. I think she recently had a baby. Tiny Spice!
Geri “Ginger” Halliwell
Apparently she’s taken the high road. Accordingly to her website, she’s a Goodwill Ambassador & she’s writing children’s books. If I remember correctly, she was the one who came closest to actually singing.
Melanie “Scary” Brown
Thanks to a love child with Eddie Murphy and “Dancing with the Stars”, “Mel B” has maintained C level status. God bless reality TV.
I’m guessing the comeback tour in 2007 didn’t do much for sales (that ballad was just dreadful), but back in the day, lots-o-”wannabes” took a stab at a remake. Check out this gem:
Closing thought: If this is the best-selling girl group of all time, we have a lot of work to do.
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May 21st, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Mel C didn’t “white girl rap.” She did a HUGE song with a rapper. I don’t know where you get off saying that. She’s also had FOUR solo albums..all of which did very well. She’s easily the most successful Spice Girl.
I’m not even a fan of them but no one can deny how awesome they were in the 90’s and even there reunion tour was a huge success.
Get your facts straight.
June 5th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
Back in the day, my best friend & I capped off a night out watching Spice World (or whatever their movie was called) with stopping by a local museum to see the travelling show of Princess Di’s dresses.
November 18th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
okay. your so retarted, your totally right about the greatest selling group.
but no one can beat them. they owned the 90’s. what group do you know has theyre own dolls? or theyre own movie? not danity kane. not pussycat dolls. not the beatles, not nsync. none. spice girls? YES.